Last night at exactly 8:00SLT Dolly Gwynneville was found trampled to death by police near the KessKreations flagship store. Authorities suspect that in a mad rush to HELP ED, the fashionista was killed. Authorities also suspect that one Fionna Bracken is behind the outline, as it was there before officials arrived on the scene.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
I saw you talkin' to Christopher Walken...
Clipped from a newspaper yesterday via e-scissors:
Last night at exactly 8:00SLT Dolly Gwynneville was found trampled to death by police near the KessKreations flagship store. Authorities suspect that in a mad rush to HELP ED, the fashionista was killed. Authorities also suspect that one Fionna Bracken is behind the outline, as it was there before officials arrived on the scene.
Last night at exactly 8:00SLT Dolly Gwynneville was found trampled to death by police near the KessKreations flagship store. Authorities suspect that in a mad rush to HELP ED, the fashionista was killed. Authorities also suspect that one Fionna Bracken is behind the outline, as it was there before officials arrived on the scene.
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Hmm... the blood is pooled OVER the chalk outline, which suggests that the outline was actually drawn first and the body posed to fit it. No visible lacerations to account for the blood loss - we'll have to wait for the coroner's report for official cause of death - but everything about this suggests a ritualistic killing, coldly premeditated and planned out.
We have to find this killer and bring him or her to justice.
(Whips out a pair of Sunglasses of JusticeTM and puts them on)
Because murder... is never in fashion.
(Cue Roger Daltrey screaming over the Miami skyline)
I knew it was murder. >:[
man, blood is frickin hard to clean up. :(
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